maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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