My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
Randomize
