just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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