I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Randomize
