About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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