Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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