Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
bring money and cleavage
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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