You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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