belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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