He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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