What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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