There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
we should paint friendship bongs
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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