never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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