I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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