and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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