# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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