Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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