omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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