i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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