I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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