i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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