Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
She has the best kind of daddy issues
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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