I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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