I am puke
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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