The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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