Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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