i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
