i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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