I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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