The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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