I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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