Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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