It's Friday. Sex?
vagina is talking i cant
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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