if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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