Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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