READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I think people are normalizing furries
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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