I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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