do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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