Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I don't deserve a penis
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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