Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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