I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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