girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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