We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
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