I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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