So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
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