its not stalking. its research.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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