I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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