she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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