Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Less talking, more tequila
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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