but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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