I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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