doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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